Sponsored post: Memoirs of an easy going Bowenite , Episode 2

             Memoirs of an easy going Bowenite
                              Episode 2
                         (My crazy house)
Hey guys, I am back here this week again but unfortunately there is not going to be a Bowen story but my house tale.
     First of all, I thought holidays were supsed to be fun and exciting, mine is not the complete opposite. I stay in Oyo town, I don't mean to slander this place but this place is dead. It's like an underdeveloped jungle. Lagos is boasting of shoprite
, KFC, ICM etc and Ibadan is boasting of shoprite, KFC, heritage mall etc, this place has just two supermarkets and its not as if they have AC o. It's like a petrol station mini mart. I mean, I have to go to Ibadan to have fun. Nawah O.
     Secondly, weird things keep happening in my house, I jejely cut watermelon inside a plate and put it in the fridge and after 2 hours I went back to pick my watermelon, they person that took my watermelon is heartless he didn't even leave a slice, he left the plate! Cold and almost covered in ice. (I'm suspecting my brother tho).
     Number 2, I bought chinchin because of my Korean film and my brother gave it to the dog saying he was trying to experiment if dogs could chew chinchin. Durh! That crazy ass animal chews bones!
     Number 3, the one that pissed me off the most, my small cousin (she's 5) tore the mosquito netting in a square because she wanted to see how a mosquito sucks blood and put malaria because I was trying to explain how mosquito causes malaria to her.
     The one I though bad sense, she's in science class o, she was trying to resuscitate a dead fish by giving it CPR, am tired! CRAZY HOUSE!, she's supposed to be in the hunters class not science.

P.S- this is between you guys and me; my mum never washes plates and I woke up this morning to quickly wash yesterday's plates before she woke up and the kitchen was CLEAN! She didn't ask me about it, if this gets out I may be labeled crazy though I ain't, I could turn crazy today

Written by DamLog, a student of Bowen University.

Anticipate the 3rd episode next week Saturday.  Enjoy as you read